Where Fun Eagerly Awaits the Approach of Spring

Indeed, the change of seasons is titillating beyond expression here at the RG. We assume you are equally titillated by the impending death of winter (or, perhaps, better described as the rebirth of all other seasons besides winter). This issue reflects that giddiness; you can read up on what locations in Michigan warrant a visit from desperately overworked law students (click here), redefine your law school experience by reading up on relevant student-customized law dictionary definitions, and checking out our publication of last semester's grade curves.

WARNING: grade curves may be hazardous to your health. Exercise extreme caution when handling.

We here at RG hope that you had a fantastic spring break. Now we are back, and God save us all! If statistics make you feel better, the current semester is over 50% complete. Which means we are more than 50% of the way through this year. Or in other terms, over 50% complete with our progress of: 1L year. 2L year. Or (joy of joys!) graduation. How excellent is that??

Hugs, kisses, and copious Jaeger shots,
The Res Gestae Staff