Someone's in my carrel all the damn time and what's worse, they keep leaving random stuff! I could handle the extra books and the scarf, but the snacks seem to be taking it a few steps too far - is there anyway to politely evict the asshole who's trying to adversely possess my study space?

Keeping it Real on Sub-2

Here at the RG, we're rather unaccustomed to taking requests. Or rather, more accurately, we're perfectly adept at requests, we just infrequently get any. As such, after we'd heard numerous complaints that, though generally nice and terribly collegial, the average MLaw student could stand, perhaps, to be a bit more polite, we took it upon ourselves to do something about it. Unfortunately, we're not particularly polite either; luckily, Whitney Barkley, arguably MLaw's preeminent Southern Belle, opted to take both us, and y'all, in hand, in a new column: Bless Your Heart. (That's basically Southern for "It's really unfortunate that you don't know or weren't raised any better.")