I have to tell y'all, law school (or really, the RG) is totally impeding my ability to read the news with any degree of enjoyment. (Cue sad music.) Whereas before, if a friend sent me an article about wombat rapists, picnic-table banging, or castration as a sentence reducer, I could easily delight in the vagaries of the Wonderful World of Sex and the Law; now, I'm plagued by two recurring complaints.