It's a big blue watery road. And after undergrad, rather than joining the cast of Deadliest Catch, Jess Bernfeld (2L), decided to research one of the more obscure aspects of commerce on the high seas: secondary registers.
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From the column “When You Were Cooler”
For those of you new to the column, When You Were Cooler is a window into the way the cool kids lived. Note that I said lived - here at WYWC we focus exclusively on what your classmates did prior to losing their coolness by coming here. To start the year off right, we have a double feature, paying tribute to what was hopefully a summer full of live music (or at least Pandora), eargasms, and crowd surfing. Saying that, I'm fully aware that very few of you have crowd surfed. But I digress.
Most of us have seen the old anti-drug commercial: "This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs." Erin Opperman has actually operated on several brains on drugs, all of them belonging to furry little coke-fiends.
Some people list "cooking" as an interest on their resumes; Tomek Koszylko did it for a living in New York City.
Sada Jacobson could kill you in seconds.
If you're anything like me, many of you wonder about what people were like before they came to Michigan Law. In addition to ordinary Facebook stalking, you may have even Askjeevesed or Yahoo!ed some of your fellow classmates ("Askjeevesed?" Yes, I'm taking every opportunity I can to verb my nouns. And I don't know about you, but I'm a little concerned about the antitrust implications of a monopoly in the search engine and everything-else-related-to-technology market, so I am doing my bit to promote competition).
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